Friday, October 16, 2009

Patriotism(?) and Wah-u

Remember that I had always mentioned that it would've been great if I can receive wah-u before exams, like a sudden shine on the page of the book, then exams would not have been a problem. Well, what do you know, wah-u comes in different forms, only that you did not realize!

Something like this. Well, u get the idea.

It drizzled a bit this morning. The irony is, I saw 5 accidents which happened on the same road on my way to school (you don't see this often even if it rained really heavily). So what did it have to do with wah-u?

The thing is, we're having English papers this morning. In the directed essay exam, the questions is basically like this : You are on your way to the school when you witnessed a road accident. The police requested you to write a report on the accident.

Moral of the story : I should go buy toto or 4D if something similar happened again We can receive wah-u!

Anyway, back to the essay, one of the points was 'vehicles involved'. Turns out everyone in class wrote either Proton Saga or Proton Wira. Basically both protons became junk metal after the accident. A friend of mine actually wrote a Toyota crashed into a Saga, and the Toyota was unharmed. The Saga? Scrap metal. This simply shows that we're very patriotic, no?

Thursday, August 20, 2009

LEGAL

From today onwards, I can watch porn, smoke, drink, etc!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nawh, just kidding.

Well, all these years, life was pretty dull and boring, until 3 years ago - I joined MPYO. Things started to change, and one thing led to another. I had the chance to meet a lot of new friends and boy, it's amazing for all that had happened!

MPYO - One of the best thing that had ever happened in my life.


The 1st violins!

The big family of Tribal Council!







Making music the whole night!

Cheers!!!


Pork power!!!

Supper at McDs

Tribal reunion!

Chillin' in Chilis

Picnic in KLCC park at 1pm!(Wth?! Hahaha)

Girls on guys lap!! XD

To all my friends, thanks for the friendship! You guys colored my life!




PESSOC!

Being able to meet you guys, making music together, doing lots of crazy stuffs and having fun is the best gift today! Thanks guys!!!

Time for a wish! ;-)

Friday, August 14, 2009

Random Pictures







Tuesday, July 28, 2009

H1N1 Outbreak!

11.20am
Chinese teacher came in class, saying someone got H1N1. Everyone is like 'oh, don't bother'. Class continued as usual.

12.00pm
Every student is swarming out of their class. Our class thought the school time's over. Turns out everyone heard the news and is going back. Another teacher rushed in, announcing a 7-day holiday. WHOORAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
H1N1 victims are like zombies..

Friday, July 24, 2009

When Conductors are Hated

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.

The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.

She became du lan and asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."

Monday, July 20, 2009

Where are We?

Fritz Kreisler and Rachmaninoff had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kreisler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninoff, "Where are we?"

Rachmaninoff said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"

Friday, July 17, 2009

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.